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Chocolate and sex

Dalboy

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20 TOP REASONS WHY ‘CHOCOLATE’ IS BETTER THAN ‘SEX’.

1. You CAN get chocolate.

2. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it’s gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate while driving.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you like.

6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.

7. “If you love me, you’ll swallow it” has real meaning with chocolate.

8. Two people, of the same sex, can have chocolate together.

9. ‘Commitment’ doesn’t scare chocolate.

10. You can ask strangers for chocolate, and not get your face slapped.

11. You can have chocolate on top of your desk.

12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13. You don’t need to fake it with chocolate.

14. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.

15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can indulge in as many kinds of chocolate as you like.

18. Chocolate doesn’t keep your neighbours awake.

19. With chocolate, size doesn’t matter.

20. Chocolate doesn’t shrivel up in the cold.

But, you can have sex while on a ‘diet’!
 
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