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Damn fine explanation

wm460

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Location
Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, Australia.
First Name
Mark

The wife came home early and found her
husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive
young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig'
she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife,
the mother of
your children! I'm leaving you ..... I want a
divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a
minute love so at least I can tell you
what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but
they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
car to drive home, and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so
down and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car..

I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten
for three days...

So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you
last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested
a shower, and while she was doing that, I
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her
the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but
don't wear because you say they are too
tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was
your anniversary present, which you don't
wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
for Christmas that you don't wear just to
annoy her, and I also donated those boots
you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't wear because someone at work has
a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was
so grateful for my understanding and help that as I
walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in
her eyes and said,

'Please .... Do you have anything else that
your wife doesn't use?


 
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