Men Jokes
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A LOT OF JOKES
ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE
SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO
NOT SEE.
ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE
COIN.
One day my housework-
challenged Husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he
stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use
on the washing machine?'
'It depends,'
I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Brisbane Broncos !'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man
says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss
you.......
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes
today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you
think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your
money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practising to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in
your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down
long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are
sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps
them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from
reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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While creating husbands, God promised
women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the
world.........
......then He made the
earth round, and laughed and laughed and laughed.
.......................
A LOT OF JOKES
ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE
SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO
NOT SEE.
ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE
COIN.
One day my housework-
challenged Husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he
stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use
on the washing machine?'
'It depends,'
I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Brisbane Broncos !'
And they say blondes are dumb...
________________________________________
A couple is lying in bed. The man
says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss
you.......
_________________________________________
'It's just too hot to wear clothes
today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you
think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your
money,' she replied.
____________________________________
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
_________________________________________
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
________________________________
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practising to be men.
_________________________________________
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
_________________________________________
Q: What does it mean when a man is in
your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down
long enough.
________________________________________
Q: Why do men whistle when they are
sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps
them remember which end to wipe..
_________________________________________
Q: How do you keep your husband from
reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
_________________________________________
While creating husbands, God promised
women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the
world.........
......then He made the
earth round, and laughed and laughed and laughed.
