Kids Say The Darnedest Things!
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and heard her son saying 'All of you that want to get off, get the hell of now, because this is the last stop! And all you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train because we are going down the tracks’.
The horrified mother went into the living room and told her son, ‘we don’t use that kind of language in this house, now I want you to go in your room and stay there for 2 hours, when you come out, you may want to play with your train, but I want you to play with it using nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of his bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say ‘All of the passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one’.
She hears the little boy continue, ‘For those who are just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.’
As the mother began to smile, the child added, ‘For those who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to that fat bitch in the kitchen.’
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and heard her son saying 'All of you that want to get off, get the hell of now, because this is the last stop! And all you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train because we are going down the tracks’.
The horrified mother went into the living room and told her son, ‘we don’t use that kind of language in this house, now I want you to go in your room and stay there for 2 hours, when you come out, you may want to play with your train, but I want you to play with it using nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of his bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say ‘All of the passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one’.
She hears the little boy continue, ‘For those who are just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.’
As the mother began to smile, the child added, ‘For those who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to that fat bitch in the kitchen.’
