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Breaking news.......The return of Top Gear!

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There's strong rumours circulating that Top Gear will be returning to our screen.

The BBC is supposedly retaining the well-tried formula of having 3 presenters hosting the show but it won't be Jezza, obviously, and there'll no Hamster and Captain Slow..

By adopting a more Eco-friendly and a less controversial presentation of the show's content, the Beeb are engaging the 3 presenters of Springwatch to host the programme..

So, that means Bill Oddie and Kate Humble doing the honours along with Chris Packham, complete with his peech imspediment, at the helm..

Apparently, in accordance with the shows new environmentally friendly approach and affinity with nature, they will be road-testing new versions of the Nissan Bluebird, Volkswagen Rabbit and the latest offering from Jaguar.

Intended 'Star in a Ordinary Car' guests include the satirist, John Bird followed by Cat Deeley and Fern Britton.

To complete the new profile of the show being targeted towards the lentil-cutlet eating,
open-toed sandalled, tree-hugging fraternity, Top Gear's tame racing driver, the anonymous, white suited and helmeted fella will now be know as "The Twig"......

...and on that Bombshell!!...Goodnight!
 
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