Kawakers
Graduate Member
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
The missus bought a paper back down Shepton Mallet way
I had a look inside her bag t’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”
Well I just left her to it and at ten I went to bed
An hour later she appeared the sight filled me with dread
In her left hand she held a rope and in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor and then began to strip
Well fifty years or so ago I might have had a peak
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well she’s eighty four next week
Watching Mabel bump and grind could not have been much grimmer
And things then went from bad to worse she toppled off her Zimmer
She struggled back upon her feet a couple of minutes later
She put her teeth back in and said “I am a dominator”
Now if you knew our Mabel you’d see why I spluttered
I spent two months in traction for the last complaint I’d uttered
She stood there nude and naked bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit!!
Mabel screamed, her teeth fell out my God what had I done
She moaned and groaned then shouted out “Step on the other one!!”
Well readers I can tell you no more of what occurred that day
Suffice to say my jet black hair turned Fifty Shades of Grey!!
The missus bought a paper back down Shepton Mallet way
I had a look inside her bag t’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”
Well I just left her to it and at ten I went to bed
An hour later she appeared the sight filled me with dread
In her left hand she held a rope and in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor and then began to strip
Well fifty years or so ago I might have had a peak
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well she’s eighty four next week
Watching Mabel bump and grind could not have been much grimmer
And things then went from bad to worse she toppled off her Zimmer
She struggled back upon her feet a couple of minutes later
She put her teeth back in and said “I am a dominator”
Now if you knew our Mabel you’d see why I spluttered
I spent two months in traction for the last complaint I’d uttered
She stood there nude and naked bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit!!
Mabel screamed, her teeth fell out my God what had I done
She moaned and groaned then shouted out “Step on the other one!!”
Well readers I can tell you no more of what occurred that day
Suffice to say my jet black hair turned Fifty Shades of Grey!!
Vic