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Blind man

daveygee

daveygee

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St Margarets at Cliffe, Near Dover
First Name
Dave
A blind man goes to a brothel. Because he can't see anything, the madam pairs him off with the ugliest girl in the house. They go up to her room and sit down on the bed. He runs his hand up her thigh and onto her bottom, but is taken aback because it feels spotty.

"Don't worry" she says, "It's just a little bit of acne".

"Oh that's alright then" he replies, "for a minute I was worried it was your price list"!
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