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Teacher; "Can anyone give me a sentence with the word 'pistol' in it?"
Sophie; "My daddy is a soldier, he has a suit of blue, he has a sword, a bayonet and he has a pistol too."
Teacher; "Very good Sophie."
Johnny; "Miss, my father isn't a soldier, he doesn't have a suit of blue, he draws his dole at half past nine, then he's on the piss'till two."
 
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