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Fly,s

Themackay

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
'What are you doing?', she asked.
'Hunting flies', he responded.
'Oh! Killing any?', she asked.
'YEP, 3 MALES, 2 FEMALES,' HE REPLIED.
Intrigued, she asked, 'HOW CAN YOU TELL THEM APART?'
He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
 
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