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True Friendship Among Golfers

bassethound

bassethound

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This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 p.m. after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

"My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f*cking mess, and the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f*cking pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*ck did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."


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