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A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop."

He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
 

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:funny::funny: I like it....:funny::funny:




I asked the good lady wife what she wanted for Xmas yesterday.

She said that she`d really like a divorce!

I replied I wasn't planning on spending that much! :whistling::whistling:
 

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Jim Can you put a "rolls eye" button up :rolling:

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My Drain said she wanted to go somewhere warm with plenty of water, I showed her the way to the Kitchen.
 
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