Anyway, as I was saying...

(1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big
tits.

(2) When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

(3) At university I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

(4) When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

(5) When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She
was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a girl with some real ambition.

(6) When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

(7) I am older and wiser now, and I'm looking for a girl with big tits.

There you go Bob go by your first gut feeling LOL good one that

So what your saying is the wisest you have ever been is when you were 13 and now your in your dotage

I'm surprised an old fart like you can remember so much detail from so long ago.

Another cracker Bob!!!!

edlea said:

I'm surprised an old fart like you can remember so much detail from so long ago.

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He can't, someone wrote it down for him

I`m still looking for a rich one

I have a girl with big bits, trouble is she keeps em in her knickers.

Love It!!!

Excellent, A man said to my wife once, "I'm going to tell you a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off.... oh you've heard it".... Ha ha...

Doug said:

I`m still looking for a rich one

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That would probally be BOB's number 6.....