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Grump

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Oh the joys of housework.
I put the washing basket on the stairs while I visited the loo.
Basket rolls downstairs and settles at the bottom lengthwise between stairs and door, wedging toilet door firmly shut just like my gob init?
I managed to squash it just enough to get my hand round and roll it away using the bog brush.

Oh dear what can the matter be, poor ol Brian stuck in the lavatory. (finish this rhyme init?)
 
Woody

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Wot are you like I can just imagine Jane's face when she got home with you stuck in the loo you need to learn to multi task
You could have been there from Mon to Sat it could only happen to yo mate
 
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Do the authorities know that you're alone Brian, its obviously not a safe situation for you or the country. :funny:
 
Grump

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Drain is not amused, she text to see how I am feeling cos i fell over getting out of bed, I keep going giddy init?
So I told what had happened and that's why I am behind schedule today (she keeps me on tight reign) you know.
When she read it she was eating her lunch and laughed so loud she spluttered a mouthful over her confuser.
Now everyone where she works knows I am a total plank init?
 
Buckeye

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Grump said:
Oh the joys of housework.
I put the washing basket on the stairs while I visited the loo.
Basket rolls downstairs and settles at the bottom lengthwise between stairs and door, wedging toilet door firmly shut just like my gob init?
I managed to squash it just enough to get my hand round and roll it away using the bog brush.

Oh dear what can the matter be, poor ol Brian stuck in the lavatory. (finish this rhyme init?)
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:mooney::no::mooney::nopic::mooney:
 
silver

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Oh dear what can the matter be, poor ol Brian stuck in the lavatory.

Oh dear what can the matter be, poor ol Brian stuck in the lavatory.

He washing needs squashing, to let him out of the lavatory be..

The bog brush came in handy init, to stick init and move it, init..

Oh dear what can the matter be, poor ol Brian stuck in the lavatory.

Alas the basket did move, init with the brush init.

Brian out of the lavatory, Brian out of the lavatory, Brian out of the lavatory

Oh dear Brian is out of the lavatory.. To tell us all the lavatory story, init..

:face::face:
 
Buckeye

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silver said:
Oh dear what can the matter be, poor ol Brian stuck in the lavatory.

Oh dear what can the matter be, poor ol Brian stuck in the lavatory.

He washing needs squashing, to let him out of the lavatory be..

The bog brush came in handy init, to stick init and move it, init..

Oh dear what can the matter be, poor ol Brian stuck in the lavatory.

Alas the basket did move, init with the brush init.

Brian out of the lavatory, Brian out of the lavatory, Brian out of the lavatory

Oh dear Brian is out of the lavatory.. To tell us all the lavatory story, init..

:face::face:
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Wiv pics, init..:face:

Peter
 
Penpal

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First thought was a Box Brownie camera would be appropriate to record the event. I give thanks every day there are no stairs at our place facing them as well the thought is a dreadful one. I imagine the loo has a new name by now in the family like Brians folly.

Peter.:thumbs:
 
Jim

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Oh, the very thought lol ... :funny:

The mind boggles as to what the food may have been should you have been in there a few days ... :ciggrin:
 
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