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Old man called Brian

silver

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There was an old man called Brian
Who didn't know how to iron
He put down his washing on the stairs
Then Sat on the throne to say his prayers
When down came a bump
That startled dear Grump
That got him stuck in the loo
With his close call, he used the bog brush
With a bit of yearning he squashed his boo
And he finally got out of the loo.
Poor Brian was drained to see the basket
In a rush he told his drain
She thought he was a basket when she text on the blower
With that thought in her mind
It was difficult to hide the look of surprise
when the computer ended up with a shower
 
Buckeye

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That is some strange scanning:funny:

Peter
 
paulm

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Blimey, you wrote that and then Brian got locked in the loo with the washing.... ironic.... :funny: :funny:

Excellent stuff.
 
Grump

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You have too much time on your hands mate.
As the kids these days say "GET A LIFE INIT?":face:
Like it though.:claps::claps::claps:
 
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Poor ol Brian you rotten lot but it is funny I wish Id been there with my new camera :funny::funny::funny::funny::funny::funny:
 
Kardav

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Hope Brian's got broad shoulders, everyone picking on him like this haha. I'm sure he can take it, he dishes enough of it out!!!
 
Jim

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Eamonn, this should be scribed on a plaque and placed on the Loo door, just as a reminder to Brian of his plonker moment .. :ciggrin:
 
Grump

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Nice one Eamonn must have taken some time thinking that lot up.
Jewno I was laughing at my plight myself wondering how the hell I am gonna get out of this mess.
I could see me shouting out of the window at my neighbor to come help how embarrassing would that be?
Pleased to be the source of your amusement today let's see what pickle I can get in tomorrow init?
I did get a weird U shaped cut on my arm dunno how but it's there.

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There ya go Peter a pic init?
 
brody2123

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Jim said:
Eamonn, this should be scribed on a plaque and placed on the Loo door, just as a reminder to Brian of his plonker moment .. :ciggrin:
Click to expand...

We should contact the folks who dish out the blue plaques. It could be a new point of interest for tourists! ! Move over Shakespeare ... you ain't got nothing on our Grump!! :funny::funny::funny:
 
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