Fire truck

Knowing that you all enjoy a quite laugh.




A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with a smile.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
" The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

You bugger, another new keyboard required.
I really must stop looking at this forum when I have tea and biscuits in my big fat gob init?

ha ha ha ha, fantastic...

Anybody know how to get coffee out of an iPad

Goulss said:

Anybody know how to get coffee out of an iPad

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Yes, the dishwasher should get rid of the coffee

Peter

Keyboard required here also please

Sorry but that has been stolen and facebooked init?

Classic ..

I can see the point. Tou can't have a fire engine without a siren

Lol lol :):):):):)