wm460
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Sky Sports Interviewer: So Wayne, what do you think of Costa Rica?
Wayne Rooney: Errm. Errm. Well, it's good and that errm but I prefer Cafe Nero
"I don't really know my best position. left, right or centre"
"Wayne, just get on the f...ing plane and pick an aisle will you."
Wayne Rooney is refusing to write off England's chances in the World Cup.
Mainly because he can't write.
Roy Hodgson told the team last night before the game to "Play like you have never played before"
I think the team misunderstood what he really meant.
Nick Clegg probably thinks England can lose and still become World Champions by joining forces with Germany.
What's the difference between the England football team and a Stannah stairlift?
The stairlift lets you down gently.
Wayne Rooney: Errm. Errm. Well, it's good and that errm but I prefer Cafe Nero
"I don't really know my best position. left, right or centre"
"Wayne, just get on the f...ing plane and pick an aisle will you."
Wayne Rooney is refusing to write off England's chances in the World Cup.
Mainly because he can't write.
Roy Hodgson told the team last night before the game to "Play like you have never played before"
I think the team misunderstood what he really meant.
Nick Clegg probably thinks England can lose and still become World Champions by joining forces with Germany.
What's the difference between the England football team and a Stannah stairlift?
The stairlift lets you down gently.
