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The Performance Director for the British bobsleigh team, Gary Anderson, has requested a meeting with Roy Hodgson.

He wants to find out how England went downhill so fast.




Looks like the English team are gonna get screwed on penalties again....their luggage is gonna be way overweight bringing all that champagne back.





Two weeks ago, I went to the newsagents and found £2 in my pocket. I had the choice between betting for England in the football, or buying a lottery ticket. I decided that I wanted at least some chance of winning,

So I bought a lottery ticket.



Even the heroin addict down the road is better at shooting then Rooney.



BREAKING NEWS.......England has just been banned from the boxing in the Rio 2016 Olympic Games..................due to always getting knocked out in the first round...!


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