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Irish Dictionary

Lons

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Irish Medical Dictionary



The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously ....



* Artery.............................. The study of paintings

* Bacteria........................... Back door to cafeteria

* Barium............................. What doctors do when patients die

* Benign..............................What you be, after you be eight

* Caesarean Section..............A neighbourhood in Rome

* Cat scan........................... Searching for Kitty

* Cauterize.............................Made eye conact with her

* Colic................................. A sheep dog

* Coma................................ A punctuation mark

* Dilate.................................To live long

* Enema...............................Not a friend

* Fester................................ Quicker than someone else

*Fibula...................................A small lie

* Impotent............................ Distinguished, well known

* Labour Pain......................... Getting hurt at work

* Medical Staff........................ A Doctor's cane

* Morbid................................ A higher offer

* Nitrates.............................. Rates of Pay for Working at night, Normally more money than Days

* Node.................................. I knew it

* Outpatient........................... A person who has fainted

* Pelvis.................................. Second cousin to Elvis

* Post Operative...................... A letter carrier

* Recovery Room.....................Place to do upholstery

* Rectum................................ Nearly killed him

* Secretion.............................. Hiding something

* Seizure................................. Roman Emperor

* Tablet................................... A small table

* Terminal Illness...................... Getting sick at the airport

* Tumour................................. One plus one more

* Urine.................................... Opposite of you're out
 

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And??

What's funny about education?
I learned a few things there init?
Thank you.
 
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