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Test results!

bassethound

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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

"Hello."

"Mrs. Kirby, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Kirby, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Kirby arrived as well... We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Kirby asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Kirby.

"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommended that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town and if he finds his way home,
don't sleep with him!

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