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Looking for Leads

Dalboy

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I was awoken early by two coppers knocking on my door, they said "There's been a serious crime in the area and we are just looking for leads."

I replied "It's near Bradford, now go away you pair of twats!"
 

paulm

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Sandford
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Thats a bit like the Indian chap that walked into a pen forum trying to sell pens (it should be a man walked into an off license). Can you recommend a good port... yes Dover now F'ck off :funny::funny:
 

turnaround360

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Location
Essex
First Name
Frank
Woman went to a continental butchers
and ssked "do you have frogs legs"
"Yes replied the man"
"good well jump up there and fetch me that tin of spam".
 
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