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Dalboy
26-09-14, 11:27
I was awoken early by two coppers knocking on my door, they said "There's been a serious crime in the area and we are just looking for leads."

I replied "It's near Bradford, now go away you pair of twats!"

ray7
26-09-14, 11:37
:funny::funny::funny:

chas_41_uk
26-09-14, 11:45
:funny::funny::funny:

paulm
26-09-14, 11:52
Thats a bit like the Indian chap that walked into a pen forum trying to sell pens (it should be a man walked into an off license). Can you recommend a good port... yes Dover now F'ck off :funny::funny:

bassethound
26-09-14, 12:55
:funny::funny::funny::funny:

turnaround360
26-09-14, 13:24
Woman went to a continental butchers
and ssked "do you have frogs legs"
"Yes replied the man"
"good well jump up there and fetch me that tin of spam".

billyb_imp
26-09-14, 18:30
:funny::funny::funny::funny::funny:

Lons
26-09-14, 21:34
:funny::funny::funny: Jokes so old I'd forgoten them

wm460
26-09-14, 23:07
:funny::funny::funny::funny::funny: