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bassethound
26-09-14, 18:33
Mrs. Donovan was walking down
O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan And didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?'


She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'

The Father asked, 'And be there Any wee little ones yet?'


She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'


The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week And I'll light a fertility candle for ye And yer hoosband.'


She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...'
They then parted ways..


Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now,
Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me ,
Have ye any wee ones yet?'


She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles,
Ten in all!'


The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'


She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle!'

:rolling:

Terry
26-09-14, 18:43
Love it !!!!:funny::funny::funny:

billyb_imp
26-09-14, 18:47
:funny::funny::funny: brill :funny::funny::funny:

chas_41_uk
26-09-14, 19:04
Love it :funny::funny::funny:

ray7
26-09-14, 19:04
:funny::funny::funny:

Dalboy
26-09-14, 20:29
:funny::funny::funny::funny:

wm460
26-09-14, 21:55
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Lons
26-09-14, 22:12
:funny::funny::funny:

paulm
26-09-14, 22:16
ha ha :funny::funny::funny: