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Bus thieves

Bill Mooney

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Bill
Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to
walk all the way home.'

'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus
home.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.

They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other
keeps a look-out.

After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing?
Have ye not found one yet?'

'I can't find a No. 91'

'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye t'ick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the
roundabout.
 
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