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Confession of a sexy lady

wm460

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Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, Australia.
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Mark
Confession of a sexy lady

Girl : “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”

Priest : “What have you done my child?”

Girl : “I called a man a son of a bitch.”

Priest : “Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?”

Girl : “Because he touched my hand.”

Priest : “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)

Girl : “Yes father.”

Priest : “That’s no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch.”

Girl : “Then he touched my breast.”

Priest : “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)

Girl : “Yes father.”

Priest : “That’s no reason to call him a son of a
bitch.”

Girl : “Then he took off my clothes, father.”

Priest : “Like this?” (as he takes off her
clothes)

Girl : “Yes father.”

Priest : “That’s no reason to call him a son of a
bitch.”

Girl : “Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where.”

Priest : “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)
Girl : “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!”

(after a few minutes)

Priest : “That’s no reason to call him a son of a
bitch.”

Girl : “But father,he had AIDS!”

Priest : “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
 
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