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The moral according to Woody

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A herd of buffalo can only move as quickly as the slowest buffalo. Given that the slowest buffalo are generally the oldest, the sickest, the weakest, and first to die off. Once these have died, the buffalo can move faster.

In the same way, the brain can only operate as quickly as the slowest brain cells. The slowest brain cells are killed off by excessive drinking, but again, once these brain cells have died off, the brain can operate much more quickly.

The moral: drinking more will make you smarter!
 

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That is the most sensible thing you have said and Smiffy is in agreement with me :funny::funny::funny::funny:
 

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That is very true and similar to the ice cream diet. It takes one calorie to raise the temperature of one gram of ice one degree. Therefore if you eat a 100g ice cream which is at -1degrees, to raise it to 32 degrees you will burn off 3300 calories. I'm not eating as much ice cream as I can but I think it might take a while to kick in :funny:
 
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