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God was busy -‏

wm460

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First Name
Mark

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A young Canadian paratrooper was taking some
College courses between assignments.



He had completed 3 tours of duty in Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who was an
avowed atheist and a member of the Canadian
Civil Liberties Association (CCLA).



One day the professor shocked the class when
he came in. He looked to the ceiling and
flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform...
I'll give you exactly 15 min."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when
the soldier got out of his chair, went up to the
professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him
clean off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The young soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and
sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually
came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and
asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why
did you do that?"




The young soldier stood up and calmly replied, "GOD
was too busy today protecting soldiers, who are
protecting your right to speak such stupidity and act
like an idiot. So He sent me."

The classroom erupted in cheers!

THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!
Maybe GOD will be allowed back
Into classrooms again!!!!!!!!!.
 

Grump

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Stevenage
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Brian
Well I slipped up, as I do when asking what's your Christian name.
Mr Wilson Christian and Surnames are banned in case it offends.
The term "given name" has to be used.
When you mention god, could you be more specific and tell us which god?
Because if it's the wrong one you won't be able to......
 
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