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Redneck first aid

Jimjam66

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Josiah and Jedediah were in the big city selling their corn when they stopped for a coffee at one of those posh coffee shops on the High Street. As they sat drinking their coffee a very glamorous blonde in a mini skirt swallowed too big of a piece of her apple and started to choke.

As soon as the situation became clear Josiah reacted without hesitation. He got up, stepped over to her table, stood her up, lifted her mini skirt, pulled her tiny G-string to one side, then bent and ran his tongue slowly and sensually up her butt crack.

Shocked, she spasmed and spat out the piece of apple, then started breathing again.

As Josiah casually returned to his seat, an awe-struck Jedediah said "I done hear'd o' that there hind-lick manoeuvre but I ain't never see'd it in action befoah!"
 
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