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Choosing a wife

wm460

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Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.




The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup;
buys several new outfits and dresses up very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
done this to be more attractive for him because
she loves him so much.



The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new Lathe, some new
wood turning tools, and an expensive camera. As she presents these gifts, she tells
him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.




Again,
the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him
back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously,
the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each
woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.




Men are like that, you know.



And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





There
is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what
to do with them.

 
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