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wm460
19-11-14, 09:05
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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted Them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin.

And, Of course, every businessman in the country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation--a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Alan Joyce think of this?

Why do I still have to do every thing myself.

ray7
19-11-14, 09:21
:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

Terry
19-11-14, 09:22
:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

Themackay
19-11-14, 09:27
Sounds like a good plan

PhillH
19-11-14, 09:33
Works for me :up:

Buckeye
19-11-14, 09:49
:thumbs::thumbs:

chas_41_uk
19-11-14, 12:44
:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

rowdyyates115
19-11-14, 12:47
Love it... :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

silver
19-11-14, 13:34
:funny::funny::funny:

If I went on a plane with stewardesses like that I think Gold will make it my last flight...:rolling:

bassethound
19-11-14, 15:29
:funny::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

paulm
19-11-14, 15:37
:funny::funny::funny::funny::funny::funny::funny:: funny:

Bill Mooney
19-11-14, 15:58
Love it.:funny::funny::funny: