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bassethound

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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,

he's too old to go anywhere.






Old age is when you have stopped growing on the ends,

And have begun to grow in the middle.




Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.


A man has reached old age when he is cautioned

To slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.


:thinks::sob:


Don't worry about avoiding temptation.

As you grow older, it will avoid you.





You're getting old when "getting lucky" means you find

Your car in the parking lot.





You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.





Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man.

Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?





Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
 
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