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Bill Mooney
19-11-14, 22:26
> Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker
> It was just After Eight.
> They got off at Quality Street.
> He asked her name ?
> Polo, I'm the one with the hole she said with a Whisper.
> I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts, he replied.
>
> He touched her Cream Eggs which was a Kinder Surprise for her,
> Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers which made her Ripple.
> He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
> Soon they were Heart Throbs.
> It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
>
> But three days later his Sherbet Dib Dab started to itch ......
> turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts !
>

chas_41_uk
19-11-14, 22:37
:rolling::funny::funny::funny::rolling:

Vic Perrin
19-11-14, 22:40
Bloody hell Bill where did you get that from.

It's good though

:rolling:Vic:rolling:

ray7
19-11-14, 22:46
:funny::funny::funny:

Buckeye
19-11-14, 23:04
:rolling::rolling:

paulm
19-11-14, 23:57
:whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling::whist ling:

rowdyyates115
20-11-14, 00:20
:funny::funny::funny::funny:

Kardav
20-11-14, 06:10
:funny::funny::funny::nonono::nonono::funny::funny ::funny:

wm460
22-11-14, 04:18
:funny::funny::funny::funny::funny:

bassethound
22-11-14, 05:54
:goesred: Bad man Bill, :funny::funny::funny::funny::funny: