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Something to upset everyone.

Bill Mooney

Blind old git
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Location
County Durham
First Name
Bill
Some old, some very old..........


News flashes:

A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related.

Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.


Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary)

Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.


Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I've called him Bradford.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.

When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.
 

Jim

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Sadly, there are a few among that lot that i can relate to myself .. :winking:

Bring them on Bill .. :thumbs:
 

Baldy

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Aberdeen
First Name
Graeme
Looking at the title I assumed another debate on either drilling blanks or the merits of ca vs polish :sly::eek::confused::what::D:p:banghead::mad::cool:

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