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A 50 Year Virgin

wm460

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Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, Australia.
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Mark
A 50 year woman decided she finally wanted to have sex but she wanted to do it with a man her age that was also a virgin.

She looked all over the world and finally found a 50 year old guy in Austrailia that claimed to be as pure as her.

She paid his way to New York and met him in a swanky hotel on Park Avenue so things would be special for both of them.

They had a romantic dinner and went up to the room......she excused herself to "put on something more comfortable".

When she came back into the bedroom he was pushing all the furniture up against the wall.

She said, "I thought you said you never had sex with a woman before?"

He says "I ain't Luv.....but if it's anything like shagging a kangaroo we're going to need all the room we can get."
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