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More 50 Shades of Grey

Bill Mooney

Blind old git
Grand Master
Joined
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Posts
10,997
Location
County Durham
First Name
Bill
MORE 50 SHADES OF GREY

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife
moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again ........
back and forth ..... back and forth ..... in and out ..... in and
out.
She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts,
and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the
end.
Her heart was pounding ... her face was flushed ..... then she
moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and
shouted,




"OK, OK! I can't park the bloody car! You do it, you

smug bast*rd!
 

Dalboy

Executive Member
Joined
Mar 20, 2014
Posts
7,679
Location
Kent
First Name
Derek
:funny::funny::funny:

Who said the oldies still can't bring a smile to your face(the jokes gentlemen:devil:)
 
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