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Oh deer oh deer

Dalboy

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And when you read this it will be Oh deer oh deer.





A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.

"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.

Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.

"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.

But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."










To which the man quietly says,
"Rudolph 'The Red' knows rain, dear."
 

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Derek you know I love you mate but it hurts me to have to say this but you need to increase your medication :rolling::rolling:
Please hurry back Mr chairman the plonkers are beginning to run wild we need you to keep them in hand
 

Dalboy

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Derek you know I love you mate but it hurts me to have to say this but you need to increase your medication :rolling::rolling:
Please hurry back Mr chairman the plonkers are beginning to run wild we need you to keep them in hand

I have an excuse Woody I was told to stop taking it for a day. And the patience are taking over the asylum :whistling::whistling::whistling::funny::funny::funny:
 

Jim

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Don't know whats up with them Derek, i got this after reading the punch line a few times and thought it was funny .. :funny:
 
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