chas_41_uk
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While I was walking around Salford Quays today around 1PM.
I noticed a Muslim extremist slipped from one of the bridges and fall into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible British citizen, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard,
the Immigration Office, and even the Fire Service.
It is now 5:30PM
He has drowned and not one of the authorities has yet responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
I noticed a Muslim extremist slipped from one of the bridges and fall into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible British citizen, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard,
the Immigration Office, and even the Fire Service.
It is now 5:30PM
He has drowned and not one of the authorities has yet responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.