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Dalboy

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Twelve Scottish Catholic priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, all proudly wearing their Kilts, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Joseph.

Poor Joseph. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and came to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Joseph quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up...and all the other bells started to ring.
 
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