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Helga's diary on a cruise ship

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Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, Australia.
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Mark

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1



All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!





DEAR DIARY - DAY 2





Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.




DEAR DIARY - DAY 3





At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4





Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. The Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.






DEAR DIARY - DAY 5





Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. The Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.





DEAR DIARY - DAY 6



Today I saved 2600 lives.



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