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    James Bond

    James Bond was sat in a bar, drinking his usual Vodka Martini, Shaken Not Stirred.

    He spies a beautiful blonde, and beckons her over to his table. He shows her the latest gadget that Q has given him: a wristwatch that is connected to his brain that allows him to read people's minds.

    She says: "Go on then: what am I thinking?"

    He says: "Well, my wristwatch is telling me that you're not wearing any knickers!"

    She says: "I can tell you that it's wrong. I am wearing knickers!"

    He says: "The bloody thing must be an hour fast!"

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