The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they
were born.

Statistics just released from The National Statistics Office and The
United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealed that:
North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60
and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per
week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly
the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they
are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the
pub, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese.