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yet more ooops

Pierre

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Location
Southern Central France
First Name
Pierre
Day 96 of Quarantine. Bin collection tomorrow, preparing to take out the rubbish.

So excited I can’t decide what to wear.

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Don't know what's going on, but I took my bin out about 8pm tonight and
the whole street started clapping, which was nice.

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A couple of days ago I tried sharing a bag of chips with a homeless man
who was sitting on a park bench.

He told me to sod off and get my own.

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Last night I got a text from my wife saying she was in casualty. When
I got home I watched all 50 minutes of it ... never saw her once.

Hope she comes home soon. I’m starving.

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All football is suspended, so for a change I started to talk to my wife
and found out she’d been made redundant from Woolworths.

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We’re a couple of weeks into self-isolation and it’s very upsetting
for me to witness my wife standing at the living room window staring
aimlessly into space, with tears running down her cheeks.

It breaks my heart to see her like this. I’ve thought very hard about how I can
cheer her up. I’ve even considered letting her come in ... but rules
are rules.

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Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet female with hand
sanitiser ... for good clean fun!

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Stuck at home. My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and
down the garden topless all day. Just wish his wife would do the same.



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