bassethound
Executive Member
Dave woke up after the annual office
Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable
to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his
way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Marilyn," he moaned, "tell me what happened
last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing
scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing
the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company,
right to his face."
"He's an asshole," Dave said. "I could piss
on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired
you."
"Well, f**k him then" said Dave.
"I did", said Marilyn, "You're back at work
on Monday ...."
hmm....
Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable
to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his
way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Marilyn," he moaned, "tell me what happened
last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing
scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing
the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company,
right to his face."
"He's an asshole," Dave said. "I could piss
on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired
you."
"Well, f**k him then" said Dave.
"I did", said Marilyn, "You're back at work
on Monday ...."
hmm....
