wm460
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A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained
consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you
were in a
pile-up on the motorway.' 'You're going to be OK, you'll
walk again,
everything seems to be OK, but something happened. I'm
trying to break
this gently to you, but your willy was chopped off in the
wreck and we
were unable to find it.'
Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on,
'You've got £9000
compensation coming to you and we have the technology
now to build
you a new willy that will work as well as your old one
did, better in
fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a
thousand pounds an inch.'
The bloke perks up at this.
'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to
decide how many
inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss
with your
wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you
decide to go
for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you
had
a nine
inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five
inches this
time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she
plays a
role in helping you make the decision.'
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor
comes back the next day.
'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?'
'I have.' says the fellow.
'And has she helped you in making the decision?'
'She has' says the bloke.
'And what is it?' asks the doctor. . .
'We're having a new kitchen.'
The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained
consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you
were in a
pile-up on the motorway.' 'You're going to be OK, you'll
walk again,
everything seems to be OK, but something happened. I'm
trying to break
this gently to you, but your willy was chopped off in the
wreck and we
were unable to find it.'
Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on,
'You've got £9000
compensation coming to you and we have the technology
now to build
you a new willy that will work as well as your old one
did, better in
fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a
thousand pounds an inch.'
The bloke perks up at this.
'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to
decide how many
inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss
with your
wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you
decide to go
for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you
had
a nine
inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five
inches this
time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she
plays a
role in helping you make the decision.'
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor
comes back the next day.
'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?'
'I have.' says the fellow.
'And has she helped you in making the decision?'
'She has' says the bloke.
'And what is it?' asks the doctor. . .
'We're having a new kitchen.'
