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  1. Pierre

    Dear John

    A young girl on a year’s training course in South Africa, recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated...
  2. Pierre

    Cross style

    A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.:very_drunk: Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I...
  3. Pierre

    Nursery rhymes

    Nursery Rhymes won't die out if we keep them updated. The future of nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring Of course...it's Global Warming. Jack and...
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