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A kid And His Teacher.

wm460

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A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.

Teacher: What is this?

Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.

Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?

Kid: The cow ate all of it.

...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?

Kid: It left because there was no more grass.


:devil::devil:
 

Grump

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That was the first joke I ever remember laughing at.
Bob Monkhouse circa 1959 London Palladium.
I don't find it funny now, it's pathetic.
Back to the drawing board Mark????
 
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