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Christmas day golf

Dalboy

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Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.


His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."


The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."


They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning -- int*rcourse or golfcourse --'
She said, "Don't forget your hat."
 

Lons

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:thinks::funny: have to try that!

One of the guys at my club did play on Christmas Day a few years ago. His missus said no problem and went to her mothers never to return.
The guy is divorced now reason stated "unreasonable behaviour". Now that's just stupid:funny:

He's quite happy and calls it a result albeit expensive!
 
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