wm460
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FROM THE LOCAL RAG.
WHEN YOU’VE MISSED OUT ON BOTTLE-O CLOSING TIME!!
ONE thirsty drinker tried his best to get some grog at the Headframe bottle-o on Saturday night after closing time, and turns out his needed to pull his head in.
Around 8.30pm, the night patrol discovered the man who attempted to crawl under the security gate.
The feat of fitting his big noggin under the gate to begin with should be applauded.
Maybe the effort caused his skull to swell, with the smell of hops seeming closer than ever.
He could not get back out, thwarting his attempt of escape.
A witness said a crowbar was used to lift the gate up to get the would-be, big-headed thief out of his embarrassing predicament, with police waiting nearby to charge the man.
WHEN YOU’VE MISSED OUT ON BOTTLE-O CLOSING TIME!!
ONE thirsty drinker tried his best to get some grog at the Headframe bottle-o on Saturday night after closing time, and turns out his needed to pull his head in.
Around 8.30pm, the night patrol discovered the man who attempted to crawl under the security gate.
The feat of fitting his big noggin under the gate to begin with should be applauded.
Maybe the effort caused his skull to swell, with the smell of hops seeming closer than ever.
He could not get back out, thwarting his attempt of escape.
A witness said a crowbar was used to lift the gate up to get the would-be, big-headed thief out of his embarrassing predicament, with police waiting nearby to charge the man.
