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- Mark
I found a company that sells Blue Shed Towels in Aust.
I placed an order on Wednesday morning before I went to w@#K and when I got home I had this email.
They were here midday Friday, I never had any thing arrive so fast before.
Hi Mark,
YAY, your order has shipped! (Order#: 26410 placed on 30/10/2012)
Your order has been picked from our esidirect warehouse using our team of trained winged monkeys, and lovingly placed onto a satin pillow.
A full compliment of 20 Quality Inspection Managers buffed your order to a mirrored sheen to make sure it was in the best possible condition before being delivered.
As our monastic packing specialist from Tibet wrapped the order in the finest Egyptian linen, he made offerings of fruit, lit a candle and a hush fell over the warehouse as your order was lowered into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We then held our order despatch celebration, where our staff marched down the street in a ticker-tape parade to the post office where the entire city of Melbourne waved goodbye to your package, on its way to you, in our private esidirect G6 jet.
Mark, I hope you enjoyed your delivery notification, we sure did. Your picture is on our wall as “Customer of the Year.” We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to esidirect.com.au!!
Sincerely
the esidirect team
p.s. if your order doesnt show up in the next week, give us a call and we will find out where it is for you
I placed an order on Wednesday morning before I went to w@#K and when I got home I had this email.
They were here midday Friday, I never had any thing arrive so fast before.
Hi Mark,
YAY, your order has shipped! (Order#: 26410 placed on 30/10/2012)
Your order has been picked from our esidirect warehouse using our team of trained winged monkeys, and lovingly placed onto a satin pillow.
A full compliment of 20 Quality Inspection Managers buffed your order to a mirrored sheen to make sure it was in the best possible condition before being delivered.
As our monastic packing specialist from Tibet wrapped the order in the finest Egyptian linen, he made offerings of fruit, lit a candle and a hush fell over the warehouse as your order was lowered into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We then held our order despatch celebration, where our staff marched down the street in a ticker-tape parade to the post office where the entire city of Melbourne waved goodbye to your package, on its way to you, in our private esidirect G6 jet.
Mark, I hope you enjoyed your delivery notification, we sure did. Your picture is on our wall as “Customer of the Year.” We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to esidirect.com.au!!
Sincerely
the esidirect team
p.s. if your order doesnt show up in the next week, give us a call and we will find out where it is for you