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Burglar

Pierre

Pierre

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Southern Central France
First Name
Pierre
Burglar breaks in one night and begins disconnecting the stereo. A voice in the dark says "Jesus is watching you ".
Burglar shines his torch around and can only see a parrot in a cage. Again he continues with the stereo and again comes the words "Jesus is watching you ".
The burglar shines his torch at the parrot and says "What's your name?"
The parrot says "Moses"
The burglar says "What sort of people would name their parrot Moses?"
"The same sort of people who named their rottweiller Jesus" says the parrot.
 
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