Two beat cops attend a house after reports of gunshots were reported by neighbours.
On arriving at the property they observed a male with severe gunshot wounds to the head.
They call in to Homicide to report their findings of an apparent murder…
Cop: Hello, Homicide?
Homicide: Yes.
Cop: This is Sgt John. We have an apparent homicide here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped.
Homicide: Have you arrested the woman?
Cop: No sir. The floor is still wet.
On arriving at the property they observed a male with severe gunshot wounds to the head.
They call in to Homicide to report their findings of an apparent murder…
Cop: Hello, Homicide?
Homicide: Yes.
Cop: This is Sgt John. We have an apparent homicide here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped.
Homicide: Have you arrested the woman?
Cop: No sir. The floor is still wet.
